if a boy ever says “someone’s on their period” to u when ur angry that is literally code for “punch me in the balls” so don’t hesitate
as a boy i can tell you this translation is 100% accurate
actual scientific proof
i know i joke about it, but i am legit seriously worried i’m going to be alone my whole life.
regretting a conversation you started with someone and trying to leave it
Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this white skin
Kids are fucking horrific i don’t want any of them
I want to open a tea shop called “it’s partea time” and ill spike all the tea with vodka